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WHAT AA WOMEN WANT IN A DREAM AM
(Updated Wednesday, Jan 22, 2025, 06:39:09 AM to reflect the 100 most recent valid responses.)

Assuming you are an AA female, what would be the personal style of your ideal AA man?
Reserved & Cultured | 8%
Warm & Understanding | 85%
Aggressive & Take-Charge | 7%
Party Animal | 0%

Assuming you are an AA female, what would be the body type of your ideal AA man?
Thin | 1%
Trim | 54%
Sculpted (V-shape) | 45%
Stocky/Heavyset | 0%

Assuming you are an AA female, what would be the height of your ideal AA man?
Short (5-6 or Under) | 0%
Average (5-7 to 5-9) | 51%
Tall (5-10 to 6-1) | 48%
Supertall (6-2 or Above) | 1% Not Found
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How To Make Your Asian Girlfriend Eternally Happy

1. Be RICH. This is important for you, but not for her. For her the number two rule follows.

2. Spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it.

3. Be TALL. Of course you have no real control over this, but if you don't do it, she will secretly and forever resent you for it and it will come out of left field to smite you. Preferably be about one foot taller than her - not for comfort or aesthetics, but because you are a trophy and, as always, the bigger the better.

4. Be a MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. Forget what you've heard about submissive asian women. They actually rule every relationship with insidious and painful, passive-aggressive, guilt-evoking, whiny, crying mind-control.

5. Have the EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD. She will be impressed and enraptured by your delight at the sight of Hello Kitty, stuffed animals, puppies, kitties, duckies, bunnies, as well as chocolates, shiny jewelry and other trinkets and knick-knacks. Also, she will understand perfectly well if you pout over the smallest perceived slight or slip and demand to be appeased, assuaged, or made up to. If you behave any other way, she will never understand it.

6. Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. This will save her the trouble of
replacing your wardrobe and dressing you, herself.

7. Remove EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP.
The sight of a whisker on your face reminds her that somewhere inside you, something is trying to grow. You must not grow - you must be as unchanging and constant as the firmament.

8. There are NO MORE RULES to making your asian girlfriend eternally happy. If any situation arises which you feel the rules have not addressed, you are mistaken - immediately refer to the primary rules #1 and #2 - they are the solution in every such case.
pookie    Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 13:05:04 (PDT)
AC,
OMG (That's God not you), wouldn't it be easier just to give out your first name than to read your letter backward. Common on, it does not even have to be legal name, just an english.
1/2LostSoul    Friday, August 02, 2002 at 08:34:16 (PDT)
I'm Korean, and I happen to be slightly below average in height for a Korean guy these days. I stand exactly 173cm tall. I am built/cut and am (honestly!) quite good looking. I have no problem attacting white/other Asian girls, but pretty Korean girls seem to put a lot of importance on height, i.e. they wont want a Korean guy below 175cm. I mean, I like white/latina/black/other Asian girls just the same so its all good... but I wish I can say that I've dated at least one pretty Korean girl. Sheesh. Oh well, I'm just venting. hehe...
Korean guy, 21    Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 23:24:24 (PDT)
"Kelly Mae/May Lee".

That's my guess.
Korean guy w/Crush on MLK. J/k.    Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 21:27:31 (PDT)
MLK,

"My first name is Kelly"

Hey that's funny. A few weeks ago I was posting to another Kelly on this site about cooking her dog. Wrote a poem and everything about it. You wouldn't know about her would you? ^_^
AC Dropout    Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 17:51:40 (PDT)
MLK,

No no, I'm Chinese. Lucifer is not Chinese. I will win the game of Chinese Checkers. If Lucifer wins, the game would have been called Devil's Checkers. Which it is not. Don't you see the logic, since Lucifer already plays chess....^_^

No no, The oyster thing was an allegory. An allusion to something else. Not unless keep lemons, a flat head screw drive, and cocktail sauce in the bedroom. ^_^

So blonde....did you re-dye your hair again.

15 letters that's not too bad. Could be just enough time for a man to figure out the oyster riddle.
AC Dropout    Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 17:47:21 (PDT)
AC

hahaha! I don't have to go through the rigamarole to see the devilish plot unfold. I've been nailing you for the devil that you are for several weeks now.

"...Never challenge a Chinese to Chinese Checkers when life is on the line."
Ah, but you're making the dangerous assumption that the Devil is Chinese. Since you are Chinese and he is not...guess who's gonna lose big time! Aren't you glad I'm here to remind you of little silly things like that (like the fact that you're Chinese and Lucifer is...an alien from outer space--he's certainly not of this earth, right?)

How one consumes raw oysters. I just take a flat-head screwdriver, pry open the lips, squeeze some lemon on it, and then pull the oyster from its bed with a fork. If you dip it with cocktail sauce (fancy word for ketchup mixed with horseradish sauce/same stuff as wasabe), the explosion of flavors expands all around your head.

"...So how many letters are there in your full legal name?"

K****M**L**(****)--I'll give you a hint. My first name is Kelly. The asterisks in the parentheses stand for the letters of my last name, and that's how many letters altogether in my legal name. Is that enough of clues for you to figure out some devilish hocus pocus voodoo thing?
MLK    Wednesday, July 31, 2002 at 21:10:14 (PDT)

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